Over the years, students have chanced their arm with entertaining answers to exam questions to try and appeal to their teachers funny side we’ve gather the top 40 most hilariously wrong exam answers so you can learn what not to do #40) i am the walrus. What your yearbook quote says about you: 55 brilliant and funny yearbook quotes to inspire you june 23, 2015 / 18 comments teachers love to tell you that high school is the best time of your life. Anonymous student comments on end-of-semester class evaluations at the end of every semester (including fall 2018), students will have an opportunity to submit a class evaluation, including unstructured comments. 0 all posts must make an attempt at humor we won't remove posts where the humor is crappy or unfunny (that's a subjective judgement), but every post must make at least some attempt at humor. Teaching is a tough job, and many of us give teachers less credit than they deserve the awesome teachers in this list are shining examples of the brilliant things that can happen when they let their senses of humor shine through if you've ever been on the giving or receiving end of a funny.
Feel free to share your own quotes or feedback in the comment box humorous quotes about writing, group 1 funny quotes about writing group 3 there's many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. In many types of essays, you will need to state your opinion about the main issue contained in your essay supplying your opinion can make your essay more personal and multi-dimensional often, teachers ask students to give their opinion on heated topics to demonstrate critical thinking. Comments on essays introduction after marking essays for several years, i find that most of my comments are things that i repeat over and over again from one essay to the next (and all too often, from one essay to the next by the same student.
I hate filler in an essay because not only does it make writing more cumbersome, it obscures the point of your essay i'm not going to use 1,000 words to say what i could say in 500-700 instead of rewarding filler and bullshit, teachers should be rewarding good sentence structure and use of big words that describe complex ideas. If you're a teacher, or are close to one, you may enjoy some teacher humor here are the top 12 teacher jokes that are going around: a first grade teacher handed out a coloring page to her students - on it was a picture of a frog holding an umbrella. She is my class teacher she is strict but funny she cracks lots of jokes when she teaches she teaches us good songs this was the best essay i have ever seen reply rupa roshan yamuna says: december 14, 2017 at 5:10 pm comments, concerns, well-wishes or commercial inquiry, please feel free to contact us. When grading essays, write numbers instead of comments when students get their essays back, they look at the number on the essay and its corresponding comment on the handout you can use the numbers for holistic evaluation or for specific parts of the essay.
Writing comments on student papers is something of an art: it requires a little thought and practice for the comments to be effective--that is, both read and attended to. From time to time teachers must get a little annoyed with continually marking incorrect answers, particularly when the student in question has tried to be clever so understandably, they return. This feature is not available right now please try again later.
Tips for writing positive report card comments that give parents and future teachers an accurate picture of each student teachers teachers home 101 report card comments to use now by genia connell grades prek–k writing the student . In 1991, connors and lunsford, along with twenty-six experienced writing teachers, examined a collection of 3000 student papers with the intention of evaluating the teacher comments made on the papers. Hilarious kid stories shared by real teachers uncategorized, this is a collection of stories teachers have emailed me that started with posts from the teachersnet primary education chat board (which has since been divided into separate grade levels. Yet more funny exam, test & essay answers by students random funny test, exam & essay answers submitted by students i burst out laughing the moment i saw 2 girls 1 cup too bad the teacher was just a prude ass dyke poor kid deserved some credit guest : lmao that was the funniest luvd it.
Noahwriting is the top writing website for both readers and writers publish your work, receive free editing services, and win the award valued up to $1000. 1 your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates (he was caught cheating on a test) 2 karen is an endless fund of energy and viability. 1 priceless277 my high school history teacher once told a student he could leave class early if he beat him in a fight we all pushed the desks to the edge of the classroom, and watched a 20 second fight that ended with my teacher choking out his student. Find and save ideas about funny teacher quotes on pinterest | see more ideas about funny teacher jokes, teaching quotes funny and funny teacher sayings.
Real teachers have disjointed necks from writing on boards without turning their backs on the class real teachers are written up in medical journals for size and elasticity of kidneys and bladders real teachers have been timed gulping down a full lunch in 2 minutes, 18 seconds. Many comments from a teacher, like “writing is illegible” or “sentence is a run-on,” are straightforward feedback on your child’s ideas, however, may be less clear it’s beneficial, then, to learn to interpret a teacher’s notes to help your child identify what areas need improvement. Learn 9 ways to become a better teacher by developing a positive mindset links to dozens of free resources curated by our experts to help you both in and outside the classroom clear steps to improve your teaching and general well-being. The essay is organized more according to the plot of the text(s) it discusses than according to the analytic points that would best support the thesis the essay makes some viable points, but the points are presented randomly at times the essay needs more structure for its argument.
Comments from students on teaching evaluation forms: • i found søren to be a wonderful ta the things that he taught me helped me a great deal in this class as well as in my lecture. Actual teacher comments: 1 since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig 2 i would not allow this student to breed 3 your child has delusions of adequacy 4 your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. When you need an example written by a student, check out our vast collection of free student models scroll through the list, or search for a mode of writing such as “explanatory” or “persuasive.